Monday, March 30, 2009

Cow Jokes!

I got some new cow jokes from some friends of mine. So now you've really been Cow Jokes!ed!!!

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef Jerky

What is a cow walking through tall grass?
Udderly Tickled

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?
A Milk Dud

There were two cows talking with each other. One of them says to the other, "What's your opinion on this whole thing with Mad Cow Disease?"
The other cow replies, "I don't have to worry about it. I'm a helicopter!"


Tara Hoppie said...


I haven't been keeping up with people's blogs much lately, so I just read a handful of your posts. Congrats on getting into your program at BYU. That is so great! Also, your trip to Arizona looks like so much fun. I am glad you and Dave enjoyed it, and that you were able to visit with your parents. I am glad to hear that your mom is doing better. We all love her, and we all love you!

C. David Gravett said...

what do you call leg muscles that mooove?