Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cow Jokes!

I started this post a long time ago with my friend Jonny, with some help from his sisters. But I put it off because I was going to make a video to put on here for some of the jokes that are funnier in person. But I've decided to just go ahead and post these. I love cow jokes!

If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

Why were there bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it!

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with short legs?
Udder drag!

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster!

How do you get dragon' milk?
A long uddered cow!

And, for your viewing pleasure, a cow cake, made by my friend Xan:


Chelsea said...

One of my favorite jokes (and one of the only ones that translates to various languages) goes like so:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow, who?
(as they're saying that) Mooooo!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! (me, laughing vigorously at my own joke).

Naazju said...

Those made me giggle a little while I was at work. Thanks for spreading the joy!